What’s the fastest way to a hung over man’s heart? Fucking breakfast burrito. Even better? 3 of them. Josh, Shawn and I got down at Alertos. Potatos, cheese, guac, and eggs. I love my life and after I eat these asprin, I’ll love it more.
I have to admit, I’m feeling pretty good about all of this. I feel fat but I’ve actually lost a few pounds and the protein of the beans and such have really made the veggie stuff okay.
And now for the madness: